(Revisited)

Two men play five games of checkers, each man wins the same number of games, they do not tie a match. Explain it.

Spoiler:

They are not playing each other.

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

Spoiler:

None. Moses was not on the ark.

Some months have 31 days how many have 28?

Spoiler:

All of them - all months have at least 28 days.

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?

Spoiler:

Neither, they both burn shorter.

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?

Spoiler:

By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

Spoiler:

A fifty cent piece, and a nickel (one is not a nickel, but the other one is)

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?

Spoiler:

Meat.

If you have one match and you walk into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

Spoiler:

The Match!

Divide 30 by half and add 10. What is the answer?

Spoiler:

70 Try It!

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

Spoiler:

Because he is still alive.

This again. Fun stuff.

I dont get:

Divide 30 by half and add 10. What is the answer? Please Explain...

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